We return for the second half of Mary Anne and the Brunettes With Fuzzy Wuzzy Eyebrows. Instead of taking pics this time, I will direct you guys to the much better quality screencaps on Dibbly-Fresh, which someone pointed out last time.

We left off last time with the Cult and the Plastics at the skating area in the park. Marcie said that Logan was ( Read more... )

I bought a bunch of the BSC videos on eBay awhile ago, and now that Japanland is approaching that wonderful season where one cannot step outside an airconditioned room without drowning in their own sweat (they call it "summer", I call it a cruel and unusual form of torture) I have decided to take a leaf out of Janine's book (Mystery #6) and make ( Read more... )

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-7 Chapters 8-11

I hereby present to you one of the creepiest, most ludicrous B-plots in the history of the BSC. Make sure you have a hard surface nearby, you will need it for banging your head against.

So Logan is babysitting for his sibs. He's playing with Hunter with the family's new "CD-Rom program" and Kerry's giggling on ( Read more... )

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-7

Well, I’m at work again, and instead of doing something productive I’m snarking on The Devil Wears Laura Ashley again. I just envisioned K. Ron Hubbard doing my job. It’d kill her. So many kids, so many situations where she doesn’t get to be in charge. “What do you MEAN, I’m not allowed to run the class by myself?!” “ ( Read more... )

OK, so I am at work and I’m supposed to be, like, working, but for some reason I just can’t motivate myself to do anything, so I went home at lunchtime and grabbed The Devil Wears Laura Ashley for another spot of snarking.

So Stacey’s just gone home to tell Mama McGill about her new job at Runway the Cheplins’, and K. Ron Hubbard hopes she’ll say ( Read more... )

OK, I'll admit that I actually sympathised with Stacey in this book. When I got my first real part time job I was all about the money. If my current bosses were to come up to me and ask me to do the kind of hours I did in university (and I lived with my parents when I was in university so it was almost all fun money) they would get a blank look and ( Read more... )

Sorry for not updating for ages, I was sick all last week.

Chapter 1 Chapters 2-5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapters 8-9 Chapter 10 Chapters 11-12

On a slightly random note, I suspect that Dawn Schafer wrote my students' English textbooks.

And now on to the snark!

( When you work together, you can do almost anything. Even save a planet. )

The Big Day has come!!! For the past however long between the last chapter and this one, all of SMS has been in a flurry getting the recycling centre set up, and now it's finally ready. They're having a fancy schmancy opening ceremony where Speedy cuts a ribbon and the mayor makes a speech! Woo!

And where is our staunch activist in all this? Right ( Read more... )

Chapter 10 opens with Dawn making a speech over the loudspeaker about why they should have a recycling centre at SMS. It's the end of Dawn's campaign, and all the students have to fill out a questionnaire about whether they think there should be a recycling centre, whether they'd be willing to muck in if there was one, and if so, who should run it ( Read more... )

So Captain Dawn has spent a week single-handedly organising a march for Lesbians Against Drunk Driving planning a recycling program for the 'Brook, to be based at SMS. She goes to Speedy with her idea, and is suprised when Speedy says that they need to talk to the deputy principal first. Because the deputy principal doesn't have any say in what ( Read more... )